Salad Book
‘What are these strawberries doing on my nipples i need them for fruit salad’?
What in the world is this friken book about??????
Woah.
I didn’t believe this existed, then I found the book cover. I can’t find an exact summary, but there are Amazon reviews…
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I had been trying to figure out how the strawberries got there after my frequent blackouts, and this book answered that question for me AND told me where to hide the bodies. Thanks Vanessa! – M. Thompson
I had hoped this would have advise for handling situations where one finds strawberries on various parts of their anatomy. I’ve had strawberries on my buttocks for some time now and don’t know what to do. Unfortunately this book focuses solely on the nipples. Hopefully the author will pen a followup. – Nathan Kemp
This was a good read. Very informative. However I would also like to know what the Honeybaked ham is doing on my navel. – M. Houston
(Vanessa Feltz) often specialised in sex advice, writing for the magazine Men Only, and her sex tips for girls book called “What Are These Strawberries Doing on My Nipples? I Need Them For The Fruit Salad!”
Upon purchasing it I was dubious, but a quick scan of the first page and I was enlightened in a way that Tibetan monks train a lifetime to achieve. She tells you the whats, whys and hows of having strawberries attached to ones nipples when trying to create a delicious meal… A must have for anyone currently alive or dead… Thanks again Vanessa, you’re a literary genius and possibly the greatest asset mankind has ever had. – sert
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I am going to read this book. 
Hope this helped…. I’m still trying to search for a summary…
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